Анекдот от 21.01.2010

Russian
— Да, все мы – белорусы, россияне, украинцы хотим жить в одной большой богатой стране…
— … в Канаде!
English
— Yes, it’s true that all of us Belorussians, Russians, Ukrainians want to live in one big and rich state…
— … in Canada!*
*I think Canada has one of the most developed ex-USSR states diaspora because I know five people who re-emigrate from Canada and only one who came back from Australia.