Анекдот от 21.01.2010

Russian
— Да, все мы – белорусы, россияне, украинцы хотим жить в одной большой богатой стране…
— … в Канаде!
English
— Yes, it’s true that all of us Belorussians, Russians, Ukrainians want to live in one big and rich state…
— … in Canada!*
*I think Canada has one of the most developed ex-USSR states diaspora because I know five people who re-emigrate from Canada and only one who came back from Australia.

Анекдот от 21.01.2010

Russian
Внук делает звукоизоляцию стен. Рядом стоит его дед.
Внук:
— Интересно, 5 сантиметров изоляции хватит? Наверное нет. Сосед слишком шумный. Придется делать 10 или 15. Слышишь дед, а ты раньше как звукоизоляцию делал?
Дед:
— Писал письма в НКВД!
English
Grandson makes soundproofing. Nearby stands his grandfather.
Grandson:
— I wonder if 2 inches of insulation enough? Probably not. My neighbor is too noisy. I’ll have to put 4 or 6 inches. Hey granny, how did you used to do soundproofing?
Grandfather:
— I used to write letters to the NKVD!*
*NKVD is the name of KGB at Stalin time. Noisy neighbors used to be relocated to GULAG.

Анекдот от 20.01.2010

Russian
Русские первые придумали лампу накаливания.
Эдисон первый, кто придумал, что эти лампы можно продавать.
English
Russians invented electric light bulbs.
Edison was the first who invented that these bulbs can be sold.*
* Russians believe that first electric light bulb was invented by Russian engineer Alexander Lodygin in 1874. Edison patented his invention in 1880. By the way Russians think that radio was invented by … who do you think … Russian engineer Alexander Popov in 1895.

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